This is one of our favorite stories because it has 2 items we love: bacon and an elderly woman kicking butt! An 86-year-old woman in Manchester, England went to the grocery store and took out some cash at the ATM and then she started doing her shopping. As she was walking down one of the aisles, a younger woman walked up and demanded her cash. But the older woman defended herself by grabbing a package of bacon and used it to beat the crap out of the younger woman! . And apparently an elderly woman filled with rage and wielding bacon is genuinely frightening, because the younger woman took off! The cops are still looking for the would be robber.