You STOLE Fizzy Lifting Drinks! You LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

But who was the real loser?!  It might have been Willy Wonka himself!  Have you heard how much it would cost to run if that dream world was actually real!?  And ohhhh how I wish it was.  I want to swim in that chocolate river!

It would cost about $224 million per year!!!  The good news for Willy is the company would be worth $21.5 BILLION overall, which is almost exactly what Cadbury is worth.

And my dream chocolate lazy river….would cost about $32.7 million.


Jerry Springer’ Future Uncertain as Production Halts After 27 Years The Great Outdoors (1988) You’ve Probably Been Eating Pizza Wrong All Along, According to This Chef I Didn’t Cry During Incredibles 2…But I Did Shed A Tear With The Pre-Cartoon Opener! Nothing Like An Implosion To Start Your Day Happy Birthday Paul