One of the problems with being a HOARDER is: It takes years to build up a collection of worthless junk . . . one that’s big enough that you’re unable to enter most rooms. That’s why THIS is such an exciting opportunity:
There’s a five-bedroom, 1,700-square-foot property up for sale in New Hampshire, which comes FULLY FURNISHED for the hoarder in your life. That’s right: Each room has at least three feet of junk already inside!
The house is listed at $339,000. The description says it’s “as-is,” and the buyer will “assume responsibility” for everything inside. They also warn people NOT to open the garage door . . . OR the front door . . . OR the back door . . . probably to avoid triggering an avalanche.
(Here’s the listing.)