There’s a new pet adoption service for horror fans called the Texas ChainPaw Massacre. It scours shelters and foster homes and finds adoptable pets that resemble animals from horror movies. And they definitely know their horror, because they’ve showcased lookalikes from across the horror spectrum . . . from the bulldog in “Krampus”, to the sheep in “The Toxic Avenger”, to the poor, doomed Pippet the dog, from “Jaws! How about a Cujo? Would you use this agency?